Written by Administrator Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:39
What's a Headache...?
Adam and Eve were in different parts of the Garden of Eden when the Lord commanded Adam to go and squeeze Eve's hand.
'What's a squeeze, Lord?" Adam asked.
The Lord explained, and Adam went and squeezed Eve's hand.
Then the Lord told Adam to kiss Eve. Adam was confused and asked for an explanation, which was given. And Adam went off and kissed Eve.
Then came the command for Adam to go forth and multiply.
Before long, Adam was back.
"Lord," he asked, "what's a headache?"
Written by Administrator Friday, 01 January 2010 14:51
Prison Guard
A man was applying for a job as a prison guard.
The warden said,
"Now these are real tough guys in here.
Do you think you can handle it?"
"No Problem," the applicant replied,
"If they didn't behave, out they go!"
-Joey Adams
Written by Administrator Friday, 01 January 2010 12:48
Home Work
A woman was helping her teenage son with his
maths homework.
A week later he brought his exercise book home. "I'm sorry,
Mum," he sighed, "but you got zero."
-Dominique Tran
Written by Administrator Friday, 01 January 2010 12:18
Credit Card
"My wife has lost her credit card,"
the man told his friend.
"Have you informed the bank?"
"No, the thief is spending much less than she does!"
-Mirjam Neumann.
Written by Administrator Wednesday, 23 December 2009 13:16
What i was saying... ?
The Doctor's receptionist was startled when a nun stormed out of
the examining room and left without paying. When the doctor
appeared, she asked what had happened.
"Well," said the doctor, " I examined her and told her she was
Pregnant."
"Doctor!" exclaimed the receptionist. "That can't be!"
"Of course not," he replied. " But it sure cured her hiccups."
-James Cheng
Written by Administrator Wednesday, 09 December 2009 12:33
Bhaiji Clean Bowled ....!
Written by Administrator Wednesday, 09 December 2009 12:05
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Written by Lawrence Coelho Thursday, 08 October 2009 10:59
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